लडका अपनी गर्लफ्रेन्ड से..
"मेरे पास मेरे दोस्त जैसी कार नही पर तुम्हे पल्को पे बीठा के घुमाउंगा,
उसके जैसा बडा घर नही पर तुम्हे दीलमें रखुंगा,
उसके जीतने पैसे नही पर मजदुरी करके खीलाउंगा ...
और क्या चाहिए तुम्हे ???"
लडकी :
बस कर पगले, रुलायेगा क्या ???
चल अपने दोस्त का नंबर दे....!!!"
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��Leave applications.��
(murdering english language)
��Infosys, Bangalore:��
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife ,
please sanction me one-week leave."
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��Oracle, Bangalore:��
From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"As I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.."
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��Leave-letter from a CDAC employee who was
performing his daughter's wedding:
"As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."
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��From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it please grant me 10 days leave."
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��Another employee applied for half-day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o'clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
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��A leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."
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��A leave letter to a headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
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��Another letter written to a headmaster:
"As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day."
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��Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."
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��Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my bottom..."
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��Actual application for leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
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��Letter writing:
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well.
Laugh and pass...
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PK Style Whether Ka Haal
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मौसम एकदम लूल होई गवा है...।
बोले तो..
ससुरा कभी गरमी लगत है, तो कभी ठण्डा...
काउनो फिरकी ले रहा है, हम लोगन का...
इ wrong नंबर है...
ई गोला पर मौसम का काउनो भरोसा ही नाहीं...
एक तो ठण्डा ऊपर से, इ ससुरा बारिश..!!
हम तो कनफुजिया गया हूँ...
की साला Sweatar पहनू या Raincoat...
डीजल 3.09 और
पेट्रोल 3.18 रुपये महंगा
लो ओर हराओ UAE को, हो
गया ना तेल महंगा
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